Friday, 27 March 2015

Reasons Why You Need To Make A Serious Change In Your Life

15 Way You Need To Make A Serious Change In Your Life

1. You hate your job. You’ve hated your
job for a long time now. Every time you
see your friends, you tell them how
much you want to quit but at this point,
they’ve stopped believing you. Just do
the damn thing already. Yes, it’ll be
terrifying at first but so is wasting years
of your life doing something you’re not
passionate about. No risk, no reward.

2. Your life is the same shit, different
day. You can’t remember the last time
you did something spontaneous,
something that surprised you. YOU ARE
TOO YOUNG TO BE THIS BORED.

3. You want to go to a fun party tonight
but none of your friends want to go with
you/require 7 days advance notice to do
anything.

4. You can’t remember the last time you
really treated yourself to something
special. Sometimes you
just have to say screw it and splurge.
The best things in life rarely happen
when you’re playing by the rules.

5. You feel like you’ve maxed out your
potential in the city you currently live.
People make a big deal about moving for
“the wrong reasons” but sometimes you
really do just need to get out of dodge
post-haste.

6. Your penis or vagina has been
neglected for quite some time now. It’s a
borderline orphan at this point. Will
someone PLEASE adopt it?

7. You are constantly doing the things
that make you feel like shit and going
into a shame spiral about it. There’s no
learning curve… yet.

8. You spend more time on the Internet
than you do with people IRL. This is a
common problem among our generation
but the sick part is that you don’t entirely
hate it.

9. You’ve been hating how out of shape
you are for as long as you can
remember but, like, YOLO, let’s eat
MORE Thai food, baby.

10. You walk around your neighborhood
and realize that every block holds
significance or some painful memory.

11. You get the feeling that everyone
around you is slowly getting their shit
together, except for you.

12. You find yourself complaining about
the same things you were a year ago.

13. You’re scared of change, even though
you know it’s the only thing right now
that has the ability to make things better.

14. You spend an inordinate amount of
your time freaking out about the things
you’re potentially missing out on but are
too paralyzed by anxiety to do anything
about it.

15. Borderline strangers are starting to
worry about you. The barista at the
coffee shop is looking at you with sad
eyes.

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